I tried my best. The lighting seemed perfect. Too perfect. I needed to hide my warts, put on a little make-up. Dress it up for the "So You Think You're A Frog" competition. But I changed my mind, decided being a toad was okay. Showed my ugliness, magnified it too. Ugliness means intensity. I didn't want to look like Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show." Who would take me serious? Then again, maybe I should have entered the competition hiding my imperfections (see next picture).
One toad. Two toad. True toad. Green toad. Which brings me to my next point. I lost to an evil twin, a deviant anomaly. Then I realized, it wasn't a frog contest, it was a blog contest. And since I didn't have a Chiquita banana to pose with, in desperation I went with my toad photo to acknowledge my award. I now have a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in the contest. For more details go to Theory of Thought.
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There there, froggy... you're not too upset to have some more female competition, are you? ^_^
Congrats on the placing, and good luck in the next round,
Anomaly
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Found your blog via Morgen. LOVE IT!! Definately blogrolling you.
Please feel free to email me. Would love to talk about what you do.
Thanks for the morning laugh!
I had read some of Julia's blog entries earlier and noticed that you were among the awardees.
I was going to congratulate you, but got my scare of the day when I saw the pics in your latest post.
I hate frogs, they scare me.
P.S. Congratulations!
Oh don't worry. There's always next week to reclaim your first place position. And, you can think of it this way: You're the only competitor who's placed three weeks in a row.(And this time, I sent you the right e-mail!).
Congrats on your award. I know you worked very hard for it.
MW
Huzzah! Nice work, y'all ;)
'Erik
Toads and frogs with lipstick? Or is that lip gloss?
Erik I think it is cherry kool aid.
Love the froggy photos, and Mimi on Drew Carey. Congrats on another award! Three weeks in a row! Cheers, Robin
Jim, Congrats on your award! Keep it up. --Bro, Ron
Hey Jim,
Congrats!
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