My client, JR Thumbprints, does not engage in friendly competitions without my say so. As his agent, publicists, personal trainer, and bodyguard, I have advised him not to comment further (or is it farther?) regarding this matter. He's a bit traumatized by the whole ordeal and after reading today's drafted-post, I can understand why. I suggested he tone down the cookie-war milieu.
"JR," I said, "show the destructive personalities of your competitors and quit telling us about the grocery food business."
One last thing: Hey Grouchie, you want some candy?
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Okay, what I want to know is, where did you get that chair?
I'm still laughing.
Josie
That's so perfect, Jim! Grouchie wants some candy when he can work up the nerve to leave the house. I'm with you -- no competitions!
JR, I've changed my post. Want a game of strip poker?
Josie
Jim, The fair game is on!!! Let's keep the word going.... and going. --Bro, Ron
JR,
This is not at all like demure Josie.
I don't know about those medical Marms.
They come out of the laboratories with the strangest invitations.
Ivan
Hi JR, I also agree, no competitions...
Oh guys and girls c'mon it was a challenge between two writers that are both together a hundred times better at the game than I will ever be. Nothing to get all twisted about.
If neither side will duel then I guess there can't be a duel can there?
So just put what was a stupid idea back on the shelf and leave it sit. But please don't anyone get on my case for putting it forward and doing a little egging it on.
*sigh* just thought it might be a way to have a little fun at no ones expense. So just forget it.
peace
never been accused of that before, although the coming out of the laboratory thing , that's old accusations that were never proven.
Marms
When a girl has man arms
Hillary Duff has some marms.
from the urban dictionary.
Candy and Cookies for everyone? Better than a stick in the eye.
Where did Hamburgler get his law degree? In Prison?
Bubba, you seemed to be the type of guy to offer a bottle of Alize, not candy, thus proving me wrong.
Hey Walking Man, I'll come right out and say it: You are proposing a duel, a competition of sorts, that I know I can not win. There are so many talented writers out there; I'm not even sure I'd go up against your average Joe Citizen.
JR look it was a stupid idea, I just thought it a way to have some fun. There are no winners or losers in this sort of thing, just people who like one style over another. but like I told Michelle fuck it I was vilified enough over the idea that I don't care.
I just thought it a way to have some fun amongst two communities of readers who share commonality.
I really don't care because as i also said I have enough shit going on in my own life that i don't need anymore from the hyper educated READERS and WRITERS and shit as well. so fuck it.
But let em tell you something; you have more talent for the written word and story telling than most of them here who think they are quite the Carver or Hemingway. But then what do i know I only write 'em and don't care what people think about them.
...and now will just keep them to myself
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