Thursday, August 16, 2007

WHEN YOUR BOUNDARIES CHANGE





Prior to my transfer from one prison facility to the next, I intermittently supervised an inmate school clerk. I say, “Intermittently” because not only did I perform the school principal’s enrollment and student orientation duties, I taught GED classes as well. The only way to do both effectively was to cut corners, and by that, I mean overlooking a few Michigan Department of Correction's operating procedures and policies.

Never one to follow all the rules (which is probably why the convicts can identify with me) I had Inmate Clark, a former rapists/murderer, typing prisoner details on an old stand-alone Macintosh computer. I can still hear the muffled screams of that dot-matrix printer spitting out triplicate copied forms from a corner office. Each form, otherwise known as a prisoner detail, once signed and delivered by me, gave an inmate access to our school building at specific times of the day.

“JR,” the school officer asked, “since when is it okay to leave an inmate unsupervised?”

“Since there’s not enough staff to do the work,” I answered.

After explaining how I would assume full responsibility if anything were to happen, business continued as usual. There were a few occasions where I checked that Macintosh computer and deleted numerous files devoted to a so-called pornographic novel. When confronted about it, Inmate Clark assured me that he would seek an alternative method for his creative writing endeavors.

I knew better. On my last day at the facility, I told Inmate Clark that his days of generating prisoner details were over. “Go back to your regular filing duties and stay out of that corner office. Do you understand? Because I’ll deny everything.”

Evidently, he did not get my message. After two weeks of settling into my new job, an investigative questionnaire caught up with me.

Did you ever assign Inmate Clark his own office?

No.

Did you ever let Inmate Clark use a school office computer without direct supervision?

No.

Is there anything more you would like to add to clarify this matter?

NO.

16 comments:

Inside our hands, outside our hearts said...

Everything always comes back doesn't it? ... Sometimes people just do not get it. Heck, sometimes neither do I.

geewits said...

And in any case of your word vs. an inmate's, I don't see how they stand a chance.

Also I was thinking:I bet he truly relished that alone time!

the walking man said...

Now admit it...civil service jobs are great. You have the right answer for just about every question asked, NO.

You learn these techniques from supervision.

My students need paper to write on.
NO

My students need books that were printed sometime after 1946.
NO

You'd make a good Union Rep. even for Mel Gibson.

ivan@creativewriting.ca said...

Big Brother/Sister watches over all of us.

Ivan

Erik Donald France said...

Funny. A pragmatic and wise response to bureacracy, given what you're up against.

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed the read. MO the same for Monday. No? MW:)

JR's Thumbprints said...

MW,
Nothing like having to meet an assistant to the Attorney General; We should have depositions every Monday.

Ruth W. said...

oh my, sounds like your is trouble at work...oh, no, it's ME who is in trouble at work..lol I'll take my trouble over yours anyday. Not sure how you do it.

thethinker said...

He should have listened when he had the chance.

(By the way, I love your dog! So cute.)

Pawlie Kokonuts said...

"Plausible deniability," I believe, was the phrase invoked by Oliver North and his Reaganite cohorts. Plausible deniablity.

ivan@creativewriting.ca said...

Egad,

You guys are starting to look alike.

Ivan

Ivan@creetivewriting.ca said...

--Oh crap.

I'm blear-eyed.

That last comment should go on your latest blog, the one with you and your Labradoodle.

Ivan

JR's Thumbprints said...

Ivan the bleary-eyed,
Labradoodle yes, Charlie Manson no.

Rooster Joe said...

Ok, got it. Now I understand why you could never dress for work.

EE said...

That is the cutest darn picture, JR!

Anonymous said...

Jim, That's always the correct answer when questioned on, Did you do it? NO. There wasn't any video cameras around at that time?