I’ve been traumatized by my wife’s cousin and I can’t let it go. It ain’t even Halloween yet and I’m hearing Jennifer Tilly’s voice—(disclaimer: in no way is this a reference to severed vocal cords; I am not that insensitive)—yes, I’m hearing Jennifer Tilly’s voice whispering in my ear, Sorry your 24-hour short story entry didn’t do as well as mine. I’m feeling the spirit of Chucky. I’ve got to fight back. I’ve got to protect what little pride I have left. Did we, or did we not, offer suggestions to each others entry prior to the deadline? Granted, your advice was better than mine, but how dare you remind me of my failure! It's time you walk the plank!We need to settle this once and for all. I’m calling it a two story contest—yours against mine—a duel to the end. "Promises" vs. "Ruth Mondo's Chance Encounter." Chicago vs. Detroit.
Here’s the deal: If you like her story better than mine, leave a comment on her blog (because I don’t want to hear about it). If you think my story is far more superior, then by all means leave a comment here. Since I’m already kicked and down, negative comments regarding my story are welcome too.
Positive canned statements worth copying and pasting:
1. I liked the conflict in your story better.
2. Your story’s ending surprised me the most.
3. The characters in your story seemed more interesting.
Of course this is all in fun. Winner-take-all (boasting rights I guess). If you don’t feel like participating, check out her blog sjawriter, vote on her TV Show proposals, or watch her friend on You Tube cozying up to Kevin Costner.
8 comments:
Okay, now I've got homework to do! Have to run this morning as picking up hubby from the airport. Will come back afterwhile and check this out. However, I'm sure, based on previous experience, that you MUST be the winner. Right? D
This is an obvious attempt by my cousin's husband to derail the fair and unbiased voting system put in place by the good people at Writer's Weekly.
So, I'll leave it up to our readers. You decide: Promises or Ruth Mondo...?
Vote at sjawriter.blogspot.com
24-Hour Short Story Contest
Wow, now there's work to do. Man, blogging is tough.
2. Your story’s ending surprised me the most.
3. The characters in your story seemed more interesting.
Hey You, WTF is a baby blog? It would seem obvious, but I will be xtra cautious. I am too beyond all that stress. Oh, and also, I will be accepting your challenge! Let you know, kay?
First Illinois beats U. of M.
Next, Da Bears beat the Lions.
And then ... (looks like a shutout).
Eeesh. I'm the LAST person you should ask, unfortunately! I've so distanced myself from fiction I wouldn't know it if it bit me in the @$$. However, put me down for all 3 canned responses, 'cuz that's what friends are for. *L* ;)
JR I voted for your story. When I looked at the counter on sjawriters blog and voted for Ruth Mondo you only had one vote,
Looks like you lose.Na? MW
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